Hypnotic Christmas

Well, its that time of the year again. "Snoopy's Xmas","Felise-narvy-duh?" and other perennial, mindboggling ditties ad nauseum on the radio. Frenzied, red-eyed shoppers filling malls to the gunwhales, grabbing wildly at anything and everything that's for sale and being served by majorly stressed shop assistants close to breaking point. Credit cards stretched to the utter limits of their credibility. Christmas decorations festooning everything - shops, houses, public buildings, public outhouses, all groaning under the weight of lights, tinsel, nodding reindeer, jolly Santas and the like. Mountains of high cholesterol food and alcohol being stockpiled in each and every home, as if in preparation for an imminent world disaster. And, worst of all, radio and TV announcers throwing in their contribution by giving us an unsolicited countdown of shopping days left to THE BIG DAY.
Hypnosis, self hypnosis, hysteria, trance states - it's all happening out there folks! Anyone still reckon they can't be hypnotized?
CHRISTMAS! I LOVE IT!